Keep the hepatitis A poop off your hands — and Oscar party platters

The Hollywood Writer’s Strike ended just in time for the Oscars, but not in time to salvage several already canceled Oscar parties.

Madonna, fresh from potentially being exposed to hepatitis A at Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party on Feb. 7, has stepped up and put together a ‘last minute’ party with the help of her manager, Guy Oseary, and pal Demi Moore.

Hope Madge and Demi will have all the servers screened for the hepatitis A virus.

Hepatitis A is a relatively rare disease spread by putting something in one’s mouth that has been contaminated with traces of fecal matter.

Get vaccinated for hepatitis A. And dude, wash your damn hands.

Don’t eat poop.