When I began university, staying in an on-campus residence, the occupants had to sign up to a meal plan. That was 1981, and you could buy five pitchers of beer on a $20 meal card in the local dining hall at the University of Guelph.
The food was gross, but we always ate in our rooms, saving the meal cards for beer.
And maybe we were on to something. Because 18 years later, the uppity Oxford University has been outted as having horrible food prep standards.
At New College a mouse was found eating food from a wheelie bin and dirty work tops were identified.
Rats were discovered scurrying around the rear yard outside kitchens at Mansfield and Pembroke Colleges.
Council workers were appalled by the dilapidated state of kitchens at many of the old buildings and said they were badly in need of a re-fit.
At Worcester College part of the ceiling collapsed in the area where plates are washed but staff continued to carry on working around it.
And in the typical leadership fashion of most higher institutes of learning,
A spokesman for Oxford University said it was a matter for individual colleges and they would not be commenting.