Who knows what Captain James Kirk Cook saw when he first landed on Australia’s northern coast in May, 1770.
But I know what I saw when I returned home: crazy cats.
A friend stayed in the house for a week, and apparently the cats had free reign.
I emerged from the toilet to find the fluffy male lollygagging on the kitchen counter.
I said get down, which is usually enough to instill fear.
He didn’t move.
Just gave me a cat look.
Eventually he got a swat on the ass and got down.
For food safety sakes, don’t let pets on counters.