I just had my first solid poop in three days.
It felt like there was a powerwash hose at the top of my colon and every five minutes for about six hours, it turned on and emptied out my ass.
The other thing at the top of my colon was a 3 cm polyp which was removed and sent off for diagnostics (right, that’s not my ass; and it’s called barfblog.com for a reason).
Doc said it would have turned cancerous, if it hasn’t already.
At least my prostate is fine.
We have great medical care in Australia.
I should have been dead years ago.
Much thanks to Amy for being in my messed up life.