Can I have some electric kool-aid with that?

Dominick A. Rao, a janitor with the Fair Lawn, New Jersey, school district since 2000, is alleging in a lawsuit that his co-workers laced his pizza with the hallucinogen LSD in an attempt to poison him at an office party in 2005.

His attorney, Richard Mazawey, was quoted as telling The Record of Bergen County for Monday editions that,

"He said he felt like his body and system were melting from the inside out, like he was living in a kaleidoscope."