In yet another example of America’s slide toward Idiocracy, a Florida woman called 911 after paying for 10 Chicken McNuggets and told that no deep-fried chicken bits were available and would she like something else because all sales are final.
"This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency."
Once police arrived, the woman told police,
"I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets.”
The police report states the woman,
"maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.’"