Baseball is so boring.
A New Jersey man (right, exactly as shown) was jailed after he intentionally vomited on an off-duty police captain and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game, police said.
USA Today says the barf started brewing when the man’s friend was kicked out of the stadium after the police captain complained to security about their drunktard ways which included cursing and spitting at people. When the man’s friend was escorted out of the place, he retaliated by putting his fingers down his throat and barfing all over the captain and his daughter.
As Michael K over at dlisted wrote, it gets barfier. When police arrived to arrest the man, he spewed on another officer. In addition to attacking the officers with the insides of his stomach the man also punched a couple of cops.