Justin Timberlake’s old restaurant closed because of poop

Amid his many talents, it’s sometimes difficult to remember that Justin Timberlake is also an entrepreneur who once had dreams of restaurant-world domination.

jt.soup.snlRecall those days now while you enjoy this newly unearthed nugget of information about Justin’s former restaurant Destino.

Destino, despite being generally well-liked and frequented by famous clientele, closed in 2013 due to what was at the time called a “flood problem.” But thanks to a new lawsuit filed by the restaurant’s partners against their insurance company, it’s now clear that the “flood” in question was actually a torrent of human shit, or as Jezebel’s Kitchenette blog brilliantly puts it, “a localized doody hurricane.” Bon appetit!