Don’t Eat Poop

Douglas Dakin, a high school teacher and soccer coach in Stone Mountain, Georgia, doesn’t want to eat poop. He e-mailed me and said he saw a woman from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control wearing a Don’t Eat Poop shirt and he wanted one for himself.

The shirt’s in the mail, Doug.

Tell me your best Don’t Eat Poop story and I’ll send you a shirt too.

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