Million Dollar Listing: because it’s not just 1970s stoners who feed mice to their snakes (and spread Salmonella)

Someone slipped Ryan a pet snake so he bought some frozen mice but there were no directions so he microwaved it on a plate and cross-contaminated everything in his kitchen.

That’s my take on the latest sleeping-aide for Amy, another Bravo television show that proves money does not override douchebaggery: Million Dollar Listing, New York.

Some of you may be able to watch the video here,, or here, near the 30-minute mark: