I just wanna dance like Pete and forget all this food safety BS

Paul Davenport of the Star Tribune reports a man was arrested and accused of food tampering after he allegedly poured liquids into a freezer case at a Target store, authorities said Wednesday.

Police said David Clare Lohr Jr., 48, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of adding a harmful substance to food and that investigators believed he was involved in previous potential tampering incidents at five other Target stores in Phoenix and three suburbs.

How to stop people peeing in pools? Australian finds way to keep cow pee out of waterways

I’ve left the mic on before.

Jennifer Nichols of ABC reports that Amanda Neilen discovered that if carbon was added to paddocks, it could reduce nitrogen run-off, fertilise pasture, and prevent the pollution of creeks, rivers and reefs.

cow-peeing-e1435628430577“Cow urine is a problem in waterways because it is readily available for algae,” Ms Neilen said.

“Algae gobble it up and they can form into blooms, which means we can’t swim in our waterways and also it costs more money to treat the water, so we really want to keep the food source for algae out.

“Your average cow can have up to five or six urination events a day, and each time a cow pees it can produce between half a litre to about two litres of liquid.”

Multiplied by 26.1 million cattle in Australia, it is estimated that between 65 to 312 million litres of cow urine enter our environment every day.

The PhD student at Griffith University’s Australian Rivers Institute worked with farmers, environmentalists and other scientists during the two-year research project.

“I think from when I first started and suggested this topic to my supervisor, she found it instantly novel and funny and she said, ‘Yes, you should look at what keeps cow piss out of waterways’,” Ms Neilen said.

“I collected fresh cow urine from Maleny Dairies and I was able to apply this to different treatments, and look at the different pathways that kept urine in the soil and stopped it from leaching out of the soil.

“We did find that we could add carbon to the soil, which was a pretty novel and exciting finding, because the carbon was actually like a great food source for the microbes and made them start increasing their productivity.

“They were able to hold the nitrogen in the soil, which is what we wanted.

“Adding carbon to the soil made quite a big difference. For example, grass uptake reduced nitrogen leaching by 70 per cent.”

Iowa Pizza Hut driver pees on woman’s door for not tipping

A Pizza Hut delivery driver in Des Moines, Iowa, has been fired thanks to his decision to urinate on a customer’s door after she stiffed him a tip. 

Eater reports that KCCI has the full report in which Chloe Teply ordered a pizza despite knowing she didn’t have the cash for a tip, then a few hours later noticed some yellow liquid on her door. Upon viewing the apartment building’s security tape, Pizza Hut fired the guy, who later called Teply to apologize and then cleaned her door.

Kathie Lee pees in the shower?

Following U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Locte’s admission that he pees in the pool, the train wreck that is Kathie Lee and Hoda on NBC decided to share their thoughts on the issue – 10 days later.

Lochte had originally said, "There’s something about getting into chlorine water that you just automatically go."

Wannabe microbiologist Kathie Lee chimed in this morning that, "chlorine doesn’t take care of ALL the germs.”

"Don’t you pee in the shower?" asked Hoda.

KLG admits that she does, but only because she’s concerned about the earth, and doing so saves a flush.

 
 
 

Even in Texas, it’s not OK for cheerleaders to pee into drinks

Officials with a Texas school district said a group of high school cheerleaders was disciplined for giving urine-tainted drinks to teammates.

Administrators said at least two girls at Fort Worth’s Saginaw High School received in-school suspensions and an unspecified number of their fellow cheerleaders received lesser punishments for serving sodas contaminated with a cheerleader’s urine to their teammates during a basketball game late last year, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Thursday.