Food poisoning has forced Greg Norman, Hilary Clinton, out of events

There was this one time, in Newport News, Virginia, where we Canadians used to go golfing, and Chapman barfed on the first tee.

Naylor followed suit.

They were hung over from excessive free booze after the most unlikely of players scored a hole-in-one.

That’s probably not what happened to golfer Greg Norman, who is a shock withdrawal from the Australian PGA at Coolum because of food poisoning.

Meanwhile, U.S. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton has curtailed activities because of a stomach virus.

Doctors were tending to Norman last night when he was first gripped by the stomach problems and medicos were attending to him at Coolum immediately after his forced exit this morning.