Who says the space program hasn’t led to great inventions: Tang, Teflon, and GPS to track down taxi drivers in a public poo pandemic that’s leaving a group of business owners flushed with anger.
Shop owners on Hercules St, Ashfield in Sydney’s inner-west say discovering human feces in the laneway behind their businesses has become “a daily occurrence” along with the nauseating task of cleaning-up the offerings.
The situation has become so bad real estate agent Tim Simpson is considering relocating the business he’s run in the suburb for 40 years.
He said the final straw was catching a taxi driver “in the act” last weekend.
“I understand drivers are expected to work 24/7 but surely there’s better options than this,” he said.
“We’re the ones who are having to clean it up. It’s like living in the Third World.”
National taxi firm 13 CABS is investigating the claims by matching complaints against data from GPS devices fitted in taxis.
Head of client services Simon Purssey said he was “shocked and horrified” to hear the reports.
“I understand ‘when a man’s gotta go, a man’s gotta go’ but if you’ve eaten a bad souvlaki and all of a sudden have to pull over you don’t do it in someone’s property,” he said.
And I thought Australia had great access to public shit depositories, compared to the rest of the world.


cabbies tack on $75 to $150 to the tab of any rider who turns green and spews.
documents, an adapter cord to hook my Mac computer up to a projector, computer, and an array of cords.
Police arrived, and an officer informed the driver he could make no demand for $120.
good value) all over herself and car seat. It had been a barf-free five weeks on the road, so perhaps it was inevitable.
I was a pro, collected every drop in the barf bag, disembarked the plane and deposited the stuff in the first garbage can.
The presiding judge urged the parties to settle the case amicably, according to a press statement, saying it would be "sensible" for the parents to pay for the cab to be cleaned.
Mayor Richard Daley said his administration will listen to the drivers’ request and review their recommendations.
The so-called soiling fee will be increased from £40 to £100 in South Ribble if the council gives the go-ahead.